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2018 Sep 13 - Racket
There’s probably a joke about it having a large Handel in there too.
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2018 Jun 25 - Bad Conductor Jokes pt3 (France Edition)
I’ll make a separate dedicated wine puns thing at a later date.
2018 Mar 22 - Bad Conductor Jokes pt2 (Austria Edition)
For those with upcoming Mozart, Haydn, Mahler, Schubert or Strauss
2018 Jan 29 - Bad Conductor Jokes pt1 (Russia Edition)
Are you a conductor? Are you fed up with bad “Rushing” “Russian” puns while rehearsing Shostakovich?
2017 Nov 07 - Chessendo
I wonder what percentage of brass/percussion players have at one point played chess on an iPhone during a long rest passage?
2017 Oct 03 - If Stalin had focussed his energies elsewhere
In an alternative universe, I imagine Stravinsky and Stalin were actually great friends and Mussolini spent 20 years as music director of the La Scala
2017 Aug 25 - Russian Doll Piano
Is anyone out there a] good at carpentry b] got way too much time on their hands?
2017 Aug 14 - Pictures at an Exhibition
1 1 Sure, Mussorgsky's 1874 version is good, but in my mind it'll always be a poor relation to Emerson, Lake and Palmer's seminal 1971 album.
